Reasons why women choose to be single... huh???

Reasons why women choose to be single... What a load of crap, but here's it anyway.

ENJOY

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay. (oopS)
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men,who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW,WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

For the record, "Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, andit's our job to stomp on them and keepthem in the dark until they mature into somethingyou'd like to have dinner with."

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH
AND
TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

Then again, maybe not...

Giam put this on the friendster network... nvr know where he gets his sources from... Dun intend to ask, later sumthing bad happens to me (*self-gasp*)

Finally, after a LONG week, i get to blog (yipp;ee!)

How nice is it to be able to crap after a serious Prelim session... Today Maths paper two was so-so lah... but lost 9 marks cos forgot how to do order and the similarity topics... looks like Bryan benefited more out of the time i went to his house yesterday, bragger lyk the questions so much... Gd lk 4 full ups thenz

lalalala

Then i went for b-ball (yupyup). I missed quite a few shot cos nvr train 4 quite a while since the past few weeks... Hope to have the time to get back in shape -- b TALLer after having the oreos in Nov... Such a LOooooNG wait!!! Almost can't stand it, now being only 29 July.

btw, i heard that the china choir got kena again by the teddy bear luver when ur all there... Sad guys, but lets get the act together and impress the panda and dun anyhow point fingers @ each other... 7 August to Istana!!!

WORD OF WISDOM: POINTING ACCUSINGLY AT OTHERS ONLY GIVES THREE FINGERS BACK TO YOURSELF.

chow!!!

NOTICE: changing to new blogskin soon... hopefully by National Day

I've decided....

no choice, have i?

this is the week when the cat high prelimary examination starts for Secondary 4's like me. The next few weeks where fates are decided for the next three months of next year.

Man, don't i look forward to it.

Really, i don't know if i even have the sufficient preparation.
Have to put trust in the Lord... What else can i do other than blog, study, mug, study, mug, slp, go sch for the biggies then repeat dunno how many dozen times.

Yes, sadly, i am demanding self-pity.

Anyway, another English prelims is up on ...26 August, i guess. Thats supposed a lifeline to save myself from the abyess of hopelesses. Yes, i can actually see a chance up the mountian. Just take a helicopter up there, if i have the resources to do so... crap

two irate papers in da 1st day of prelim over and out

Lc not full marks...

chinese o' levels is officially finished...
yet i do not feel happy.
It must be the aftershock of not being able to get full marks for the listening compre this afternoon...
then the rest of the candidates answer all different from my one.
I was thinkin', "Oh man, what have i done?"
so lonely, so sad...
just wait until after National Day to meet my doom kZ.
*lightning strikes*
*@-p

Then there is the results of my English Prelim?
Why is it so early?
Why did my comprehension fail?
Why did my situational writing & composition get so low marks?
I had a dream that Mr P. was biased against my class this time.
Highest is the fav debater that got only A2.
Thats for Prelim lez...
Siao one, no one in the class can go Rj already lahz...
DSA fail, prelim can get A2, then i of course even worse.

Sad...
I forgot that sadist Mr P. was marking the situational writing letter, and so into trouble when i put religious beliefs into the essay (console the person to read the bible also cannot). That's for stating that i sux at doing English properly.

Die already,
both languages are of very bad standard now,
so i will need to improve on my vocab and grammer.
No one will be able to fail me then.
Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!